kirktastic

Although cats can’t vote, they do have a lot of influence on politics in the US. Kitties like having a cat in the White House and use a lot of “soft money” donations to make that happen. After Bush sent his cat off to live in Crawford full time, this country went to hell. Since McCain is steadfastly against the cat agenda, kitties worldwide are lining up behind Obama.

He doesn’t have a cat, but his daughters have wanted a pet for a long time and so it shouldn’t surprise anyone to see claw marks on the desk in the Oval Office come January.